You need a bigger space, not less playmobil 
^this. Me too.
The grainy prototypes look like they came out of a 3D printer
They look horrid, along with the lame crooked stickers and crappy painting. I'm sure they're great for prototypes, and would be fine 20 years ago, with the low quality pics then. Today.. they look horrid. I don't understand WHY they keep those in the official site. Then again...
I sometimes use normal legs on fat torsos. Just look at human fat people (hey, you started the use of the derrogative adjective ;-): often it’s only their belly affected by gluttony and the lack of exercise. The thin legs protrude the underneath of the wobbly mass just normal.
Sorry, I think it looks bad. You're right, it should just be the belly, but the space that shows in the middle, for me, no. But hey, you're the one who has to like them, so....

Would be very boring and limited (not to mention difficult) if we all thought the same.
Lol this isn’t America dude. To afford that kind of space where I live I’d literally have to be a MULTI-millionaire 
Exactly. Only if the stupid balls cooperate. Which seems VERY unlikely.