Fiction tales of a fictional real life

[tonguello]

 

[tahra]

[cowabounga]

How can a toad possibly find his way to this? I've heard of snakes doing just that, though…just in case someone has herpetophobia! 
Thanks Gaston, that was great!




PS: so how did you deal with your "urgent need"? And with the toad?

[tonguello]

Fortunatelly there was another bathroom, though tonguello was SO scared to go into, he almost wet my his pants. 

THIS toad was removed by a friend... but........ there is more to this story     Soon you'll find out.

[bonniebeth]

  This is hilarious, Gaston! Very well done, I loved all the warnings at the beginning!

I certainly understand phobias... if I found a dog waiting in my bathroom, I would definitely wet my pants!

[tonguello]

but wait..... there's more... 

[DrDalek6]

Oh dear that's the last thing you need when you're bursting for the loo, greta intorduction and photos though  love the one with the Toad sat in the toilet wondering what's happened and of Martin pushing the barrow full of Toads   

Strikes me as strange that Bufonophobia is a fear of Toads seeing as probably the only Botanical/Latin name I know in reference to an animal is Bufobufo = Frog therefore you'd think Bufonophobia would refer specifically to Frogs not Toads  anyway nerdy moment over     

[Rhalius]

  I think if I had to go that badly I might not have noticed the frog at all and would have probably used the toilet.

Not fond of animals myself though, not that I have anything against them just don't like to be personally involved with them.

As for frogs.. my mother once thought she saw a stone laying on the path in our backyard when it was dark, and she wanted to pick it up. Just as she was about to touch it, it turned out to be a frog and it jumped away. 

[tonguello]

And that's the end of this story ... until next summer! 
More fiction tales of the real life to come soon! Stay tunned! 

[skypurr]

Great story Gaston  Sorry but I found it very funny, did you really stand on a chair on the table? 
I can sympathise in a way - I once found a toad in our bathroom here 
The things I really don't like though are slugs - Yuk!!  we've recently had new doors fitted, but before that they used to come under the door into the sun room that is my office, at night - I once sat at my computer and felt something cold on my leg - a slug was crawling above my ankle