I don't have an ianything, and don't plan to, but I do have a smartphone and would love to have the game. 
This is why you should never say never... I am now the proud owner of an iSomething.

Verizon is giving the iPhone 4 away free with contract renewals, and we were due for renewal. Now I'm wondering why in the world I didn't get one sooner; it's the best phone I've ever had by far.
Anyhow, I've downloaded the game and been playing, and I love it! It's like a cross between age of empires and cityville, but with playmobil animation.

The way the little pirates move around when they don't have an assignment is hilarious. And it's just cool seeing all the playmobil stuff they put to use, like the old steck tavern and stuff. Pretty cool!