I see now... everyone must think my IQ is below 5 now  
Welcome to parenthood  

 get used to not having your brain/life anymore  

 It gets better for a while...in about 6 years. Right now you are in the "little kid, little problems" then you get to "big kid, big problems" stage  
  No, I think the hours of sleep you get each night is below 5! 
  
 so true