Hello everyone, my name is Crissy Knowsall reporting for Playmobil City Channel 4 Action News! We're on the scene where reports of 8 poo dropping flying Reindeer are reported to have been violated by Playmobil City Septic services! I have with me now, a victim that will discribe the events that took place!
Crissy Knowsall;
Mr. Dancer, can you give the Playmobil City Channel 4 viewers a statement of what happened to you & several of your team mates?Mr Dancer;
Yes Crissy I can! It all started during a return trip from a poo dropping mission & I needed to land in a grassy field to resupply. As I was eating some grass, a Playmobil City Septic Services pump truck appeared out of no where & backed towards me! The next thing I knew was a feeling simular to a huge laxative working on me, then, it felt like my tongue was receding toward the back of my throat! As the suction got stronger, you can image the shock & awe I felt which resulted in my eyes becoming the way they are now! I felt like I had been violated,....
(weeping voice) it's going to take at least 18 bales of hay & a bucket of carrotts to even be close to normal again!
And there you have it Playmobil City Channel 4 viewers, another story of the shock & awe that is being bestowed on the opposition forces in this on going modern theme war!
I'm Crissy Knowsall reporting for Playmobil City News Channel 4!
