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Creative => Story-Telling => Topic started by: el jefe on January 10, 2010, 21:33:43

Title: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 10, 2010, 21:33:43
Hello friends!! :wave:  I am pleased to present my first ever photostory.  It was conceived in the homebound madness of a harsh Christmas blizzard that forced my girlfriend and I to abandon our plans to visit family.  Please excuse my amatuer photog skills at times.  I hope you enjoy the story as much as we did making it.
A tale of betrayal, greed, friendship, and redemption, a true triumph of the human spirit...

El Jefe Productions is proud to present: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."


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Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 10, 2010, 21:39:40
           



         
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Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 10, 2010, 21:45:06



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Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 10, 2010, 21:52:02
                 

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Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 10, 2010, 23:33:46

Like the neighbor who leaves his Christmas decorations up until June, the story soldiers on...

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Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: Bill Blackhurst on January 11, 2010, 00:22:08
This is hilarious  :lol:! Great for your first photo story  :wow:! Your talent was ignited due to a blizzard  :!:
Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: Martin Milner on January 11, 2010, 02:17:56
Is there more? This is hilarious, and I wanna see what Santa Scott has in his sack!

 :)9 :wow: :wow: :wow:
Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: Rasputin on January 11, 2010, 03:57:41
Hi El Jefe  :wave:

   That is about how a visit goes especially if Santa is on a break  :lol: When we went the camera broke just for us and the line started to loose it  8}

   This was a great story and it really brings back memories similar to Little Ralphy in Christmas Story.

    Great job on the photos, the scenery and I really like your use of text bubbles  :clap:

   We want more  :munch:

   Rasputin "The Mad Monk"
Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: flatcat on January 11, 2010, 13:04:33
el jefe, your story is great, and so funny  :lol: :rainbow:

I hope there's more :prays:
Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 11, 2010, 13:40:49


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Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 11, 2010, 13:46:45
Thank you all for the wonderful comments.  The story continues...


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Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 11, 2010, 14:00:08


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Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 11, 2010, 14:05:40
Things at the mall begin to unravel....

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Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 11, 2010, 15:09:29


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Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 11, 2010, 15:13:17


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Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 11, 2010, 15:18:18
The mall president tries to smooth things over...

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Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: leefert on January 11, 2010, 15:19:34
HAHA I LOVE IT!
Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 11, 2010, 15:30:03


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Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 11, 2010, 16:00:51


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Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 11, 2010, 16:06:34

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Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 11, 2010, 16:11:07

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Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 11, 2010, 16:16:16

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Please stay tuned for the exciting finale  ;D
Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: leefert on January 11, 2010, 18:55:21
Very cool update!  Can't wait for the finale!
Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: Rasputin on January 11, 2010, 20:11:39
Hi El Jefe  :wave:

   This is such a silly story  :lol: I really like it and it is so modern with its slang and attitudes  :lol: I really like how your speech bubbles look. The black outline and the font you used is perfect. My Photoshop only has very limited selections and they are hard to incorporate. What are you using to edit them in?

   Thanks for the entertainment
   Rasputin "The Mad Monk"
Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: Martin Milner on January 12, 2010, 00:51:27
I like Scotty's hanging beard and stubble, very clever. This story reminds me of the film "Bad Santa".
Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 12, 2010, 05:43:03
  Hi Ras! :wave: I'm glad you like the modern angle and silliness.  ;D  The comic bubbles come from a website called superlame.com where you upload a picture and add the bubbles.  There is just the one font in different sizes, but a few different bubbles.  The picture saves with the website's little marker in the corner, which I cropped out because advertising their site in a hundred pictures seemed a bit much.  So I give superlame.com props now. 

Hey there Martin! :wave:  You nailed the influence for this story!  I love that movie and when I got the new Target Santa sets, I knew I had to try a bad santa. There is a bit of Christmas Story in there too.  It was intended for just a picture, but when the mall set and all the characters were assembled, I knew it had to be bigger than just one photo.  I had to shoot it all without the aid of a tripod, which I was suppose to get for Christmas  >:( I also held one of the lights in alot of photos which leads to some uneven results at times.  I learned alot though and look forward to making a more polished story next time.   :yup:
Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 12, 2010, 05:50:59
 The conclusion...

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 :o  :o     

Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 12, 2010, 05:55:39


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Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 12, 2010, 06:00:05


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Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 12, 2010, 06:07:28
       
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                                                  :**:

                 
Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: Indianna on January 12, 2010, 14:08:56
 :wow:

You shouldn't have told us that this was your first photo-story!  Now we will just keep expecting more and more and better and better!   ;)  Seriously, though, this is very funny and well executed - thanks for sharing it with all of us. 
Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: Rasputin on January 12, 2010, 14:34:19
Hi El Jefe  :wave:

   Great site you used, thanks for the info  :wow: I see what you mean about the logo  ;)

(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2166/elmerfud.jpg) (http://img525.imageshack.us/i/elmerfud.jpg/)

   Rasputin "The Mad Monk"
Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: Tiermann on January 12, 2010, 16:08:42
Great story. It is possible to do outlines in Photoshop Elements, it's just not so obvious how. You create the shape, simplify it and then from the edit menu choose Stroke and set your options.

(http://animobil.info/playmo/tangelo.png)

There are also some nice shapes and a style for that located at http://graphicssoft.about.com/od/photoshopdownloads/ss/shapes1_9.htm (http://graphicssoft.about.com/od/photoshopdownloads/ss/shapes1_9.htm)
Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: Martin Milner on January 12, 2010, 16:36:46
Fantastic story!

Great first time work too, El Jefe! It's hard to get all the angles, lighting, focus etc., especially if you have to hand hold the camera, but apart from a couple of the early shots I didn't notice anything, I was focussed on the drama.

I love that Bad santa Movie, it's not all that well known, I guess because it looks at the darker side of Christmas, but it's got a happy ending and better than watching Elf twenty times!

I need to work on getting those speech bubbles going in my stories, they do move things along quicker.
Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: Rasputin on January 12, 2010, 16:56:05
Hi  :wave:

   Now I am curious about this movie "Bad Santa". After reading this Playmobil story and reading your comments I will look for it at the rental shop. Do they have any VHS rental shops anymore  :eh?:

   Rasputin "The Mad Monk"
Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 12, 2010, 21:50:23
 Thank you all for your wonderful comments.  :love:  Ras- I see you've tried out the superlame bubbles, very nice, wascally wabbit.  ;D  I would highly recommend the Bad Santa movie.  Billy Bob Thorton's Santa makes Scotty look like an absolute saint.  Don't watch that one with the kids.   ;) 
Tiermann- Tangelo has a good home now.  Those other pets are just jealous because they didn't get adopted for Christmas.  ;D
Oh and Rasputin, what is this V-H-S you speak of?? ??? Some archaic form of movie transmission?
Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: Tiermann on January 13, 2010, 00:21:38
V-H-S - wasn't that like an 8 track tape player with pictures?  :D
Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: Rasputin on January 13, 2010, 04:03:07
Oh and Rasputin, what is this V-H-S you speak of?? ??? Some archaic form of movie transmission?

V-H-S - wasn't that like an 8 track tape player with pictures?  :D

Hello young shipper snappers  :wave:

   Yes it really rather ingenious but sadly i have to report  :'(

" By 2006, the United States had stopped releasing new movie titles in VHS format, opting for others such as DVD and Blu-ray. On December 31, 2008, the last major United States supplier of pre-recorded VHS tapes, Distribution Video Audio Inc. of Palm Harbor, Florida, shipped its final truckload. "

   Off to go buy a $10 Chinese DVD player and with all the money I save i just might buy some Playmobil  ;)

   Rasputin "The Mad Monk"
Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: playmovictorian on January 16, 2010, 02:51:38
Well Mr El Jefe  :wave:

I love this funky and colourful cartoon style story  :love:

The dialogues are just hilarious  :lol:

Karim :)
Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: el jefe on January 16, 2010, 06:34:58
 Thank you so much Karim  :wave: You're amazing Christmas photostory :wow: inspired me to create my own Christmas story with a modern take and nutty dialougue, but same spirit...well sorta, :P  I hope you find time to continue creating such wonderful Victorian tales. :wave:
Title: Re: "No Billy, that's not the real Santa."
Post by: Gepetto on January 21, 2010, 02:57:59
Wonderful job el jefe, the dialogue was hilarious! Looking forward to your future installments.  :wave:



Gepetto