Hello,
Heather ...
Looks like gibberish to me!
Gibberish ... Don't let these illiterate bumpkins lead you astray.
Certainly "
hamburger" should have been enough to make you realize their ignorance of this ancient tongue ...
The first line is:
Od grullos se od neurve (and I'm sure that we all know what
THAT means)!
The second line is quite easy:
Imgrunt ondornshere de morsmod ihre princess (interesting how some words found their way into the English language)!
The third line has one misspelling, which could be coloquial:
Losude noortgirunrt ibtene (sic) marswourt (I'm sure that by now everyone has figured out this very famous message) ...
For those of you who are a bit slow, the signature will surely give it away!
The signature is simply:
BaubsmeisterOK ... For those of you who, for whatever reason, are still unable to translate this message ... It is something that every woman knows and few men are stupid enough to question.
The "loose" translation is:
"Every woman is a princess and deserves to receive whatever she wants."
It is signed "Husband' (
Lord and Master) ...
All the best to everyone,
Richard