I think he could also win the "most pervert looking clicky contest" too... Doesn't he look like a bit perv?
He's not going to like that
Anyway, he needs a long raincoat to complete that look. I think he's taken this rather well so far - I don't want an incident on my hands!!
Next time I go to Specsavers (and yes, I really do use that chain of opticians) I shall take the twins with me (but my eye test isn't due until September).